Sunday, April 23, 2006
House Rules
Welcome to the E-Parliament. This blog is dedicated to providing an open forum for discussion on any topics of interest to members. An institutional biais towards sharp wit, unconventional thinking, daring assertions, bald lies, terrible jokes, and actual intelligent thinking will be favoured and nurtured by the members who chose to join.
Here are the House Rules:
1. Discussions are initiated by any member, for any reason, on any topic in the form of a Preamble, and a Resolution. New members are always welcome. Email ecopol@hotmail.com with E-Parliament in the subject heading.
2. Pseudonyms are hot. Anonymity is lame.
3. Arrogance must be justified with a note from your mom.
4. Late assignments will be tolerated. Posts are best published between 2 and 3 a.m.
5. This blog will be a means for procrastinating doing important work. Therefore, procrasti-bashing will be ruled out of order.
6. If you think you know everything, you should be a member of this blog.
7. If you think you don't know everything, you should be a member of this blog so that you can learn from the rest of us.
8. Full participation in this blog will considered equivalent to a Master of Arts from Royal Military College.
9. Posting on this site will be considered a legal alibi.
10. This blog is indivisible. Separatist movements will be ruthlessly crushed.
11. Posts are favoured in French or English. Filthy talk must be in a language other than English, French or Spanish, so that nobody catches on.
12. All future rules will be determined by resolution and division by the members of the E-Parliament.
Here are the House Rules:
1. Discussions are initiated by any member, for any reason, on any topic in the form of a Preamble, and a Resolution. New members are always welcome. Email ecopol@hotmail.com with E-Parliament in the subject heading.
2. Pseudonyms are hot. Anonymity is lame.
3. Arrogance must be justified with a note from your mom.
4. Late assignments will be tolerated. Posts are best published between 2 and 3 a.m.
5. This blog will be a means for procrastinating doing important work. Therefore, procrasti-bashing will be ruled out of order.
6. If you think you know everything, you should be a member of this blog.
7. If you think you don't know everything, you should be a member of this blog so that you can learn from the rest of us.
8. Full participation in this blog will considered equivalent to a Master of Arts from Royal Military College.
9. Posting on this site will be considered a legal alibi.
10. This blog is indivisible. Separatist movements will be ruthlessly crushed.
11. Posts are favoured in French or English. Filthy talk must be in a language other than English, French or Spanish, so that nobody catches on.
12. All future rules will be determined by resolution and division by the members of the E-Parliament.
