Sunday, April 23, 2006
Loi sur la créativité dans les discours politiques
Dear Mr. Speaker,
I would like to present a Private Member's Bill to be refered to hereafter as the Law on the Creativity of Political Discourse.
It has come to my attention over the past few months that the present government's propaganda machine is suffering from an appalling case of writers block. The same tired themes have repeatedly found their way into newsprint and public statements, being regurgitated over and over again as to be on the brink of forcing the declaration of a national state of bulimia. In the interests of Canada's collective health, I plead with this House to join me in opposing what will very shortly turn into the newest pandemic of the 21st century: a lack of creativity in public discourse. We must act decisively in this matter before it speads like SARS in Toronto under the misguidance of Mr. Clement, the then Ontario Minister of Health. And if I may be so bold as to preempt the 'Honourable' Prime Minister before he stands to retort, let me say that any response containing the words "former government", "accountability" or "they started it" will be immediately graded 'R' for 'remedial action.' Simply put, Canadians deserve and demand more!
Thank you, Mister Speaker.
I would like to present a Private Member's Bill to be refered to hereafter as the Law on the Creativity of Political Discourse.
It has come to my attention over the past few months that the present government's propaganda machine is suffering from an appalling case of writers block. The same tired themes have repeatedly found their way into newsprint and public statements, being regurgitated over and over again as to be on the brink of forcing the declaration of a national state of bulimia. In the interests of Canada's collective health, I plead with this House to join me in opposing what will very shortly turn into the newest pandemic of the 21st century: a lack of creativity in public discourse. We must act decisively in this matter before it speads like SARS in Toronto under the misguidance of Mr. Clement, the then Ontario Minister of Health. And if I may be so bold as to preempt the 'Honourable' Prime Minister before he stands to retort, let me say that any response containing the words "former government", "accountability" or "they started it" will be immediately graded 'R' for 'remedial action.' Simply put, Canadians deserve and demand more!
Thank you, Mister Speaker.
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Just to add to your thought... I heard the hon. Gary Lunn yesterday say "as you are fully aware Susan" approx 30 billion times in a 10 min interview.
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