Tuesday, May 02, 2006
For Math Teachers Everywhere
Whereas:
The current lowest federal tax rate stands at 15%, retroactive to January 1st, 2005, following November 2005's Economic Update.
The current Finance Minister stated in the 2006 Budget that "the lowest personal tax rate will be reduced to 15.5%".
Be it resolved:
That the Finance Minister resign his post and take a"Introduction to Grade-School Arithmetic" course until such time as he can prove his mastery of the incapacitatingly complex equation "15.5>15".
The current lowest federal tax rate stands at 15%, retroactive to January 1st, 2005, following November 2005's Economic Update.
The current Finance Minister stated in the 2006 Budget that "the lowest personal tax rate will be reduced to 15.5%".
Be it resolved:
That the Finance Minister resign his post and take a"Introduction to Grade-School Arithmetic" course until such time as he can prove his mastery of the incapacitatingly complex equation "15.5>15".
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Flaherty must have been a poli sci major before going into law school.
Mr. Speaker, I would like to propose to amend this motion to read:
"That the Finance Minister take on-the-job training from none other than the mathematically and humourously gifted Floyd, minister of WWF, Soccer and all things violent, including Maury."
I believe this may have the unanimous consent of the House. Mr. Speaker, may I be so bold?
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Mr. Speaker, I would like to propose to amend this motion to read:
"That the Finance Minister take on-the-job training from none other than the mathematically and humourously gifted Floyd, minister of WWF, Soccer and all things violent, including Maury."
I believe this may have the unanimous consent of the House. Mr. Speaker, may I be so bold?
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